TL;DR Roommate pooped in my bed as punishment for me not flushing. Which one of us can demand for the other to move out? Has a law been broken?
I live in one of those old buildings that has bad water pressure and sometimes the toilet flush doesn't work. Like it brings the poop back up. And if it's used too often it takes 5 minutes to load etc.
Landlord claims it can't be fixed (probably just being cheap).
Anyway, I live with this guy who is really sensitive about the toilet being flushed. And he has complained to me multiple times. I don't always have time to stand there five minutes, so to be fair, a couple times I have been in a hurry and flushed it, hoping for the best. But I regularily find his remains in the toilet too and I just flush it, like a normal person does.
So yesterday I come home and I find a turd on my bed. He claims its there for me to learn a lesson. I think it's sick. I don't know if he took a shit on my bed or fished it out of the bowl, either way that is F**ed up and I don't want to live with him anymore.
I told him he has to move out. He insists I have to move out.
Who is in the right here? I feel like this would be classed as some sort of niche crime. There must be some legal protection against people pooping in your bed.