According to legend, Santa Claus engages in certain behavior every Christmas eve.
How many felonies does he commit?
- He sees you when you're sleeping ... Peeping Tom
- He knows when you're awake ... Stalking
- He comes down your chimney ... Breaking and Entering
- He knows if you've been bad or good
- Invasion of privacy
- He operates a factory
- Kyoto Protocols?
- Clean Air Regulations?
- Operating a business without a license
- He makes toys
- Trademark infringement
- Patent infringement
- He makes books and music
- Copyright infringement
- He makes elves work for him for no pay ... Labor law violations
- He operates a flying sleigh:
- Numerous FAA regulations violations
- Numerous breeches of sovereign airspace
- When the sleigh is on the ground:
- Lack of proper licenses, insurance and registration
- He transports valuable cargo internationally:
- Crossing international borders without a passport
- Tariff evasion
- He doesn't file tax returns
- Failure to pay gift taxes
- Failure to file a tax return
- Tax evasion
This is just a partial list.