I'm a person.
I like video games and programming. I used to program in Java, but trying to slowly move into Python. Oh, here's a relevant XKCD.
Wanna hear a joke? Of course you do!
Q: Why can you never trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't C#!
I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.